Posted 20 hours ago
uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

Posted 20 hours ago

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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Posted 20 hours ago

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

Posted 20 hours ago
cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

cutesy:

pikachu whats wrong

Posted 4 days ago

cracked:

DID YOU KNOW: Companies purposefully have their mascots’ eyes tilted downward in order to make eye contact with children walking down grocery store aisles, essentially hypnotizing them into begging Mommy for their product.

The Evil Trick Food Companies Use to Brainwash Kids

#3. It’s Not Just Cereal Boxes

It’s everywhere, hiding in plain sight. And the most glaringly obvious offender? Fucking Lucky Charms. Imagine being a 5-year-old kid walking through the grocery store, and these bulging white Irish eyes pop out, smiling down in your direction. … You turn once again, trying to resist the subliminal order, and guess who’s waiting for you there. So now you’re spinning around the aisle with all these eyes just beaming down at you, begging you — and by “begging” we mean holding a mental gun to your 5-year-old, unsophisticated id — to buy their shit. 

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Posted 4 days ago

tylerchokely:

umq:

oh.

ive watched this over 100 times today and i dont plan to stop

Posted 4 days ago

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

(Source: okaywork)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

Posted 1 week ago

tea-and-glasses:

This isn’t even an overreaction

(Source: tayrawrlovesyou)